The Handicapper General
Based on the short story, Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Adapted by Pat Cook
This was presented at the International Thespian Festival on Thursday, June 28, 2008 at 2:00 PM in Lincoln, Nebraska by
Troupe Director, Dr. Len Radin
Troupe Director, Linda Hochheiser
Stage Manager
Prop Goddess
Lighting Engineer
Lauren Skiffington   (Doc will be the "on the road" director)
Abbie Weinberg
Danielle Lohen
Adam Feinstein
George Bergeron
Hazel Bergeron, his wife
Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General
Harrison Bergeron, son of George and Hazel
Ballerina One
Ballerina Two
Ballerina Three
Cody Johnson
Jamie Lee McNary
Anna Sebastino
Nick Esposito       
Rachelle Blidner    
Samantha Davignon 
Maggie Dente 

Thespian Troupe # 6173
Drury High School, North Adams, Massachusetts
Jericho High School, Jericho, New York
The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.   
- Kurt Vonnegut
self-portrait of Kurt Vonnegut